who am i

i aint great with machines, but in the golden age of nappy rash i barely flinch. ive got this burning bulb inside my head, it makes me jitter and im rocked into planning years ahead. with chilli flakes dipped in, nose runs and with that -the next 5 years have begun.

real drinkers have red apparently. spied daily. i guess i just do it for fun. they aint great with those machines, they look lazy and dumb. man sat with extended arm tool pushing buttons, eating packaged sandwich lunch. preservatives keep us fresh. drinking keeps us sane. rightly poisonous.

so you could imagine my shame at being told what to do....